samlan

The most pro gamer in the whole universe. Able to defeat thanos with his bare hands with ease. Ability to sing like an angel. Smartest kid alive. Most probably most attractive alive. Indian. And fat but cool.

Thanos: Its that YOU?!
Samlan: You sure you wanna go down AGAIN?

by iwishiwassamlan September 26, 2018

Sarclasmic

A Sacastic statement taken seriously because the person behind the statement can not emphasize on the sarcasm involved, thus leading to a sometimes cataclysmic results.... Sarclasmic.

Athlete: Are we doing a hard run today?
Coach(with a straight face in monotone): No, you all get the day off.
Athlete: Really? (Leaves abrutly causing him to get kicked off the team due to the nature of the Sarclasmic Statement)

by Corey Castelli August 14, 2007

Samland

An area of the brain a certain someone is pulled to over and over with no escape

Where did you go just now? Samland?!?

by AjaxBomb September 4, 2009

Samalama ding dong

A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they don’t

Oh yes that ones a right Samalama ding dong

by Rookiooooo October 30, 2019

Samala

A reckless person, similar to Wreck-It Ralph.

Samala is a name of a reckless person.

by Lauren 😜 June 21, 2022

Samela

A girl/woman which can't get enough of guys or gangbangs.

"Hey Samela, should we go to the party tonight" - "Well, I don't know, I should study..." - "The guys from the sportclub are ther" - "WHER SHOULD WE MET?"

by Ritsgirlxoxo January 2, 2017

Samla

A beautiful Persian girl that has best fucking eyes😻 and have fun boyfriend

Her hair is beautiful and she has damn fine body.

Samla, a girl with gorgeous eyes.

by Samla August 17, 2018