sailboat in the window

A statement made to bring attention to a person who hallucinants throughout the day

“ there’s a sailboat in the window”

by Kpoop2316 December 05, 2020

underground sailboat

When your friend from Waverly tells you a sad story about the past, you feel like you are riding on the "underground sailboat."

Thanks for bringing up that trip to Malmo, now I'm all chilling on the underground sailboat!

by Zaimejs September 09, 2017

Sailboat farts

When you're on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go.

toot toot
Sailboat farts

by Urban Cutester January 10, 2017

the golden sailboat

The act of peeing on a piece of toilet paper from the dry part of the bowl down to the toilet into the water and across the bowl setting it in its maiden and final voyage

Thar blows the Golden Sailboat, the SS Charmin, traversing across the yellow sea

by Sklpkl May 30, 2025

douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 22, 2014

Sailboating

When one partner spreads the other partners scrotum with both hands forming a "sail", then performs a raspberry by blowing on the scrotum with lips pursed thus creating vibrations.

Jason: If I fall asleep and start snoring, wake me up and I'll go to bed.
Travis: Yeah you'll wake up to me Sailboating you!
Jason: don't you mean.....nah nevermind.

by Greenhower November 17, 2015

Sailboating

As opposed to the pedestrian act of motorboating, sailboating, shuts off the motor and gets back to nature. First, you drop anchor in preparation for a little sunset rose and cheese. The captain puts his or her face down between the butt cheeks. Whilst the first mate uncorks the wine and cuts the cheese, you just let the wind blow across your face and through your hair enjoying all that nature has to offer.

Chad took up Thadeus on his offer to go sailboating...they had a great time!

by chappynyc September 20, 2018