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Emo Spidey

Sam Raimi's worst mistake.
"Dude, did you see Spiderman 3?"

"Yeah, but it sucked huge balls. Emo Spidey pretty much ruined it."
by JiggaNamedMorpheus July 7, 2007
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Spidey

The act of ejaculating into one's hand, and then throwing it in the face of a sex partner...or someone you hate.

Background: Originates from Spiderman's tendancy to fling white webbing.
I just spidied my skeet upside my bitch's grill.
by Franey May 13, 2005
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spidey shot

A spidey shot, by defintion, involves a male ejaculating semen onto a woman's body part, i.e. face, tits, ass, etc. The aftermath resembles a Peter Parker type attack, thus, the spidey shot.
Boy, Fluffy likes taking spidey shots at the gas station !
by Birdman 33 May 22, 2005
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spidey sling

when porking a female in the canine position, imminent to ejaculation the male extracts his member and continues to beat with his hand until climax, at which point the man cream is intercepted by the male hand. once in place the semen is slung spiderman-esque towards the female rear whilst calling "go web" using correct handular movement one can re-create being spiderman in the comfort of ones own boudoir.
"spidey sense tingling... ...GO WEB..WOOPOW"

"hey Beeatch, take my spidey sling"
by The green goblin April 30, 2006
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spideys

Something that you say when you or someone else has quick or lucky reflexes.
Comes from "spider senses" which comes from "spiderman."
"Dude, he got spideys! He knocked over his 42 oz drink but caught it before it fell."
by jeremyxdax February 12, 2010
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Spidey String Cum

Spidey String Cum means when your cum spits out in 3 (or more) different directions.
Oh damn! Sorry mate, I Spidey String Cummed all over your face. Explain to ya mum it was just a spider!
by urbanwomendestroyer June 9, 2022
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Hyper Cyber Spidey Sense

the cyber spidey sense, when someone has the ability to supersense someone's emotions, even through the cold interface of a chat box. usually referred to HCSS or magical powers.
5p1d3rm4n: hey
sad_girl: hey

5p1d3rm4n: you seem down. whats up?
sad_girl: wow, your HCSS is off the charts!!

5p1d3rm4n: don't even worry about that boy, he's not worth it!
sad_girl: maaan, you always know what to say :)

5p1d3rm4n: gotta love that hyper cyber spidey sense!
by pramita December 3, 2007
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