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No Spideys 

When one is at such a low point that they feel the need to jump off blue steel bridge with no spideys
when coach tells you to hang up the cleats junior year your only option is jumping off blue steel no spideys

spiders georg 

an outlier who should not have been counted.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
spiders georg by Corchell May 30, 2014

snideysnoop 

snideysnoop is someone who is very snidey in a snoopy way
wesya's a snideysnoop (lovlov)
snideysnoop by chucat June 9, 2011

Not here to Fuck Spiders 

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"
Word of the Day on October 2, 2021

spideypool 

The shipping of Spider-Man and Deadpool. Most commonly seen on Tumblr in the forms of fanfics, fan arts and #spideypool.

Joining of Spider-Man and Deadpool= spideypool

An amazing (no pun intended) relationship between two super bros from the Marvel Comics Universe.
Wade: "Hey Petey! Look what I found online!"

Peter: "This, this is a fanfic... about us!?"

Wade: "Yeah! They call it Spideypool, isn't it kawaii as fuck!"

Peter: *facepalms* "Yeah, sure, Wade. It's kawaii."

irondad and spiderson 

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.
"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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