Seaman Sponge

A classy Seaman Receptacle.

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.

by Breadfat August 5, 2022

Glorified Seaman

A petty officer third class in the navy.

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.

by RoundenBrown August 18, 2019

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022

Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025

Seaman

A wretched creature from the game of the same name. The game takes place in an alternate universe where God has died and these horrid abominations have feasted on His flesh

I used to be an athiest, but then I saw Seaman and needed a God to ask why

by Gatholic November 7, 2021

seaman

"seaman is all one word does not appear on urban dictionary"

-Matt Rose

It does now!

seaman now appears on the urban dictionary!

by Chinezo Alberto September 16, 2023

Seaman

A Leonard Nemoy fish

I caught a seaman last night

by RealLifeSituationLover20002 February 17, 2023