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Seaman

1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.

2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.
1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?
by Dukeggoddish March 12, 2025
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Seaman

A wretched creature from the game of the same name. The game takes place in an alternate universe where God has died and these horrid abominations have feasted on His flesh
I used to be an athiest, but then I saw Seaman and needed a God to ask why
by Gatholic November 7, 2021
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Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022
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Seaman

Yo dudeee you totally look rad in that beach fit, kinda like a seaman
by Kashmoneygirl April 27, 2024
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seaman

"seaman is all one word does not appear on urban dictionary"

-Matt Rose

It does now!
seaman now appears on the urban dictionary!
by Chinezo Alberto September 16, 2023
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Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020
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Seaman Sponge

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.
by Breadfat August 5, 2022
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