Russia

A shitty CUNTry that's run by the worst person alive and is at war with in an innocent country and is overall just the worst country of all time. Ok in all seriousness, I love all countries including russia, if you're russian I totally respect you as long as you don't support vladimir putin.

I love russia but I hate putin.

by I eat poop 69 May 22, 2022

Russia

A place where the only currency is vodka. Also, they apparently love Trump.

Trump: Hello, homeland!
Russian: Would you like some vodka? How about shot glass for vodka?
Trump: No thanks, I don't drink.
Russian: You dirty American swine! Is our vodka not good enough for you? I kill you!

by Colonel Mustache December 5, 2017

Russia

A place that can be seen from Wasilla, Alaska.

I can see Russia from my house.

by It's About Fucking Time December 12, 2010

Russia

A City in ohio

Person 1, idk what names:I'm going to russia
Person 2: they speak an entire different language
Person 1:the city in ohio
Person 2:wtf

by Reymcgowan February 21, 2021

Russia

vodka and nukes

It is always crazy in Russia

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 9, 2022

Russia

a country filled with slaves including the Slav boss Putin

secretary: Hey trump, its the Russians they're invading!!!
Trump man: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUILD A WALL IT MUST BE HHHHUUUUGGGEEEE THIS TIME SLAV PROOF!!!!
secretary: that's impossible!!!!
(soviet union notional anthem plays sonic loud)

by STALIN FOREVER February 26, 2019

Russia

Thick primitive nation, constantly drunk,violent and loud.Have best literature and music in world.Probably have highies number of dictators in history of Europe who's don't give a flying fuck about it's people and send them to certain death in number of milions.Silly people taking everything for granted as their leaders told them (no more than americans though).Have good looking womens.

Lenin's idea of comunism wasn't that bad in theory but was executed dreadfuly,I like russians they have this estern toughness

by atemlos August 25, 2008