by HairyFeet69 May 19, 2021
by russelladamdavis May 01, 2008
Russ: Wow, that cioppino was delicious.
Craig: I wish I had ordered it.
Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.
Craig: Mmmmm!
Craig: I wish I had ordered it.
Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.
Craig: Mmmmm!
by Kramalama April 27, 2023
Russ: You see my new car? It’s a corvette.
Danny: Dude how?
Russ: I guess I had a rich uncle that died and he gave it to me in his will.
Danny: Dawg you got Russ Luck.
Danny: Dude how?
Russ: I guess I had a rich uncle that died and he gave it to me in his will.
Danny: Dawg you got Russ Luck.
by 973russ February 16, 2023
by poodude35 April 04, 2022
A fat piece of human waste, commonly refered to as a person. His nervous state is almost as infamous as his bullshit stories to make himself look "cool"
Russ:"This dude came into my house and I pulled out my 9 and my 10 and I said get out before I bust a cap. Then I got shot but I was okay enough to go to a party and fuck three girls at once."
by jim bob krew September 20, 2004