A booty man. Likes to think he’s the funniest shitposter on Facebook but really it’s just a bunch of 16 year old girls reacting to his posts because they know he’s a nonce. You’ll see him out in DTC every friday AND saturday, but don’t count on him most weekends because football is life. Has a shit trim at the minute but has a horse cock so you decide which one tips the scales. Ross will wanna desperately get with you when you’re both drunk at 2 am because he has no other bitches but he’s also a great laugh and have I mentioned the horse cock?
by ZuzannaT March 18, 2020

Rosse is a sweet person who will alwayd be there for you. Rosse is a nice person, you should definitly get a Rosse in your life cuz if you don't, your life sucks.
by M1L3S August 25, 2016

Adj/N. Becoming so inebriated, traditionally off Smirnoff but any alcohol is acceptable, that you perform the following acts in successive weekends: 1. get your head slammed into a brick wall 2. nail a fat chick 3. make out with a 35 year old mom 4. fall down a stairwell with no injuries 5. get taken to the hospital because you are so drunk the cops think you're on drugs
by Wadswoof Barkington August 22, 2011

A very handsome man with mysterious bright blue eyes. Has a way with stealing your heart and making it melt with his sweet words of affection. His smile gives butterflies to the girl with the green eyes. Hugs like a bear, kisses sweetly, and loves deeply. Caring and passionate. To sum it all up, a total sweetheart :)
I love you Ross
by february24 September 1, 2010

by boobieman February 19, 2008

A sweet caring boyfriend. He treats you like a princess even when you don't deserve it. He has those gorgeous blue eyes that will steal your heart with just one look. Always treat him right.
Your so Ross
by Cameronpaige February 3, 2013

A really hot guy who loves World of War Craft and Star Wars. Ross is a guy who you can trust with your life. He is funny, doesn't care what other people think of him, and real. He doesn't try to be anyone he's not. Easy to fall in love with and just a caring person. You can never get bored with Ross even if your having a three hour conversation about nothing. He is really sweet and sensitive. He can commit to sports and other things, but not girls. You can have the best conversations with Ross. He gets drunk a lot and has really crazy and funny drug stories. You will be lucky to ever meet a Ross because they are hard to come across.
Girl 1: Do you see that really hot guy over there playing World of War Craft.
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 1: Well, who is he?
Girl 2: Oh thats Ross. You should go talk to him. You will rarely meet someone like him ever again.
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 1: Well, who is he?
Girl 2: Oh thats Ross. You should go talk to him. You will rarely meet someone like him ever again.
by LacROSS Caller May 13, 2011
