roostered

The state in which an individual is drunk, high, and has just eaten a meatball sub.

Let's grab our booze, weed, meatball subs and go get roostered down by the pool!

by beachweekkkk May 31, 2010

Rooster

A drum major of a marching band, a band leader.

The rest of the band members followed the rooster in uniform as they marched the parade.

by Floot January 21, 2012

rooster

The act of deficating and vomiting simultaneously

"My shit smelled so bad, it made me rooster."

by Superbigtime April 11, 2006

rooster

the female version of a bromance

romance + sister = rooster
"Have you seen those two lately?" "Yeah, they've got a real bromance going on." "Nah, they're girls. For them it's called a rooster."

by quesocheeseeee December 22, 2012

Roostering

It’s when you sneak your thumb into your target’s asshole. Once it’s up there, the target goes the sound when a rooster crows

Dispatch: What is Roosterin’?
Sheriff: Roostering is when you sneak your thumb into someone’s butt
Deputy: Oh, that’s an old wives’ tale
Dispatch: why is it call Roosterin?
(Sheriff puts his thumb in Deputy’s ass)
Deputy: Cock A Doodle Do!!
(Everyone laughs except for the Deputy)

by Eastbound and down February 24, 2021

Rooster

Drug doing freaks that love turtles without shells

Look at that rooster. He ate his father who killed his aunt who’s also his mom. What a weirdo.

by Shellless turtle March 04, 2023

Roosters

The best bloody NRL team out there.

Jimmy " the roosters r the best"
Mack " yeh the boys"

by cats are gay April 30, 2019