When a mammal experiences a starkly dry fart, but their anus hole is so tight that it makes a honk-like noise and one or more little turds fall out.
Abram: *RRRRRRONNK!*
Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?"
Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church.
Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|
Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?"
Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church.
Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|
by groin fondler August 28, 2019
Get the Arid Ronktoot mug.A huge alcohol induced crap one takes after an excess period of time of feeling amazing. Symptoms include: excess gas and drowsiness.
Dave: Ronkonkoma...that sounds like a big crap.
Me: My stomach is really feeling this Ronkonkoma right now.
Ben: Welcome to Ronkonkoma.
Sam: It sure is windy in Ronkonkoma.
Me: My stomach is really feeling this Ronkonkoma right now.
Ben: Welcome to Ronkonkoma.
Sam: It sure is windy in Ronkonkoma.
by nBills March 27, 2010
Get the Ronkonkoma mug.Inhabitant of a typical run down council estate comprising of identikit semi-detached houses with stone chipped walls complete with rotting window and door frames. Hi-rise flats and maisonettes are also often found in these appalling shit holes which can be found in almost any city in the UK.
A Ronker’s home will usually stink of dog & cat piss and carpets will be thread bare; the original fabric pattern almost totally lost in the thick black greasy grime trodden into the ancient carpet. Other furniture will equally be worn and dirty, often most of it stolen out of skips and the council dump.
Ronker homes are easily spotted from the outside with the main giveaway being the 3 feet long grass in the garden with car engines, old mattresses and televisions with the screen put through amongst it all. Finally, to top it off, copious amounts of dog excrement can be found on the garden path and around the front door.
Appearance wise, a Ronker can be spotted in the wild by the greasy hair, dirty skin and clothes and generally scruffy appearance. When in close proximity, you will find that they typically smell of a mixture of body odour (because they never get a bath) dirt, chip pan grease etc. They will usually have more than the average offspring which grow into chavs due to their parent’s lack of education, alcohol addiction and complete lack of any skill to enable them to get a job. Their language consists of the average commoner’s vocabulary stringing sentences together such as ‘get the f*ck in here now you little c*nts before I dek yah!’ when calling their kids in for their tea, playing outside in the burnt out shell of a stolen XR3I on the deteriorating, cart track like street.
Ronkers are thieving dole scroungers, scruffy bastards, have no personal hygiene and are the biggest contributors of turning a pleasant area into a complete shit hole. They are the very low of society and should be avoided by normal people.
A Ronker’s home will usually stink of dog & cat piss and carpets will be thread bare; the original fabric pattern almost totally lost in the thick black greasy grime trodden into the ancient carpet. Other furniture will equally be worn and dirty, often most of it stolen out of skips and the council dump.
Ronker homes are easily spotted from the outside with the main giveaway being the 3 feet long grass in the garden with car engines, old mattresses and televisions with the screen put through amongst it all. Finally, to top it off, copious amounts of dog excrement can be found on the garden path and around the front door.
Appearance wise, a Ronker can be spotted in the wild by the greasy hair, dirty skin and clothes and generally scruffy appearance. When in close proximity, you will find that they typically smell of a mixture of body odour (because they never get a bath) dirt, chip pan grease etc. They will usually have more than the average offspring which grow into chavs due to their parent’s lack of education, alcohol addiction and complete lack of any skill to enable them to get a job. Their language consists of the average commoner’s vocabulary stringing sentences together such as ‘get the f*ck in here now you little c*nts before I dek yah!’ when calling their kids in for their tea, playing outside in the burnt out shell of a stolen XR3I on the deteriorating, cart track like street.
Ronkers are thieving dole scroungers, scruffy bastards, have no personal hygiene and are the biggest contributors of turning a pleasant area into a complete shit hole. They are the very low of society and should be avoided by normal people.
A Ronker can be found in any inner city council estate. Just go to the most run down area you can find and you will see what I mean. Can also be spelt as 'Wronker'
by Ade October 24, 2005
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Get the ronkerd mug.The state in which one gets to when they are so drunk that they lose control of themselves. It often results in behaving in ways one wouldn't when sober, including slurring words, saying and doing regretful things, that they will probably not remember doing, anyway.
example 1:
girl #1 "Do you want to go to Sam's tonight?"
girl #2 "Is everyone getting ronky donk donk?"
girl #1 "There'll be, like, ten sacks of goon, so I'm guessing so.
example 2:
boy "I can't believe we kissed last night!"
girl "We kissed?"
boy "I didn't think you'd remember. You were pretty ronky donk donk!"
girl #1 "Do you want to go to Sam's tonight?"
girl #2 "Is everyone getting ronky donk donk?"
girl #1 "There'll be, like, ten sacks of goon, so I'm guessing so.
example 2:
boy "I can't believe we kissed last night!"
girl "We kissed?"
boy "I didn't think you'd remember. You were pretty ronky donk donk!"
by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009
Get the ronky donk donk mug.Ronkonkoma is a lower middle class area that is infested with drugs and crime. Heroin needles and empty liquor bottles can be found on the side of most streets. That being said, the people here are friendly and outgoing. It is the large amount of dopeheads who cause most problems.
by Matty bags August 11, 2013
Get the Ronkonkoma mug.is a person who is ruff (possibly from a council estate) and quite loud and badly behaved.
EG tom is such a Ronka
Means Thomas is such a loud scruff
EG tom is such a Ronka
Means Thomas is such a loud scruff
by Biggtime April 26, 2010
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