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roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.
Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"

Roller Coaster Crazy 

That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.
So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy

Roller Coaster Hot 

Hot in a trashy way. Trailer park big-tittied women you'd see at an amusement park, in line for a roller coaster. Probably near-topless while trying to hide her partial fetal alcohol syndrome.
I'd definitely fuck that roller coaster hot chick, but not anywhere but the public Cedar Point bathroom.

roller coaster puzzle

"roller coaster puzzle" is a metaphor that perfectly describes the difficulty dealing with the chaos, serendipity, spontaneity of life. Trying to put your life together through all of life's challenges is directly correlated with the incredulously ridiculous and frankly stupid scenario where a person would bring an unfinished puzzle onto a roller coaster and attempt to build it while going through twists, turns, and loops at 60+ mph with the pieces flying freaking everywhere. To be honest that's what life feels like sometimes and I believe this is a perfect metaphor for that.
Man this shit is like trying to build a roller coaster puzzle smmfh.
roller coaster puzzle by pswizzle540 February 10, 2023

Ghetto Roller Coaster 

Putting people in a laundry basket and riding down a flight of stairs.
"man i don't have enough money today so i'm going to take a ride on the ghetto roller coaster."

Redneck Roller Coaster 

an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.
seea prime example of this at www.ebaumsworld.com