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Roast Beef Residual 

When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.
Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.

roast beef sandwich 

"The flap of vag that extrudes from the lips. Thus giving the illusion of a roast beef sandwich. Thick beef or shaved, either way "bon appetit"
Adam: "Hey Leeroy, wanna get some lunch?"
Leeroy: "Nah man, had some nasty roast beef sandwich lastnight"
Adam: "Hanging with my sis again"
Leeroy: "Yeah!"

roast beef and chedder cunt 

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.
Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.

roast beef curtains 

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

Roast Beef Curtains 

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”

roast beef sheets 

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat
Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.