recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

recession roadkill by queenmindi January 15, 2009

roadkill cafe 

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.

Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.

roadkill cafe by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010

Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.

"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"

Roadkill Sweet-Cheese by EmperorEli February 4, 2021

Roadkill burnout 

What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.

Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."

Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."

Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".

Roadkill burnout by miracle_max January 3, 2008

fashion roadkill 

A model who trips and falls on the runway

Did you see her fall on the runway? She was fashion roadkill!

fashion roadkill by mmmgirl March 12, 2004

roadkill 

Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"

So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.

roadkill by Nyana October 3, 2006

Roadkill Hot

1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.

2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.

Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!

Roadkill Hot by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011