go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011

Roachin'

Roachin is when you act broke as fuck, look for handouts (Usually weed or alcohol). These are the type of dickheads that'll stand outside a dealers house waiting to hit someone up for a hit. You'll never pay you back and they'll NEVER put in.

When you buy weed and some idiot you've never met asks for a hit."Roachin''"

by SpicyItalian October 15, 2013

Reaching.

Action.
When somebody is taking something too far

Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.

by Jackswing. October 25, 2009

pussy reaching

pussy reaching is when a guy/girl sticks their hand up a girls vageen like he is reaching for something

last night carl did some pussy reaching and it felt so good. it´s like he was grabbing my organs.

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

Reaching for top shelf

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.

Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"

by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019

Roachinator

A water bottle that has two holes melted into it in such a way that it can be used to smoke the roach of a blunt out of; One hole being on the side and bigger to be used as a carb, and the other on top but small enough that you can place the roach in it.

DK: "Yo Eric why are you burning holes in that water bottle?"
Eric: " Im making the Roachinator, chill."

Chris: "Yo man i was so high last night"
Nick: "Fuck yea the Roachinator gets you ripped!"

by narrr May 23, 2008