Rittenhouse

A superficial display of anguish that comes from a medieval belief that crocodiles shed tears of sadness when killing their prey.

The defendant pulled a Rittenhouse when he was on the stand.

by IvyCruz November 11, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

A man who is famous across the United States for not murdering anyone.

Kyle Rittenhouse acquitted of all charges in Kenosha shootings

by your real nаme November 19, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

Inventor of the Kenosha Hat Trick.

"Your honor, this jury finds the defendant Kyle Rittenhouse 'absolutely based' on all counts."

by _retard November 16, 2021

Rittenhouse

The process of taking a shit.

I just took a huge Rittenhouse!

by takingashit June 22, 2017

Rittening

1. When Kyle Rittenhouse sues everyone and every organization that defamed him over 2020-21.

2. A reckoning like no other.

The great rittening of 2021, when all of media has to pay millions and apologize publically for defaming Kyle Rittenhouse.

by Does Not Matter, Never Will November 19, 2021

The Rittenhouse Precedent

The dangerous precedent set by the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on November 19th, 2021; that you have the right to self-defense by any means if your life is threatened by mentally ill pedophiles and rioters.

"The Rittenhouse precedent now gives deranged right-wingers the right to kill my wife's boyfriend if he chases one of them down in a riot"

by BlowtorchBassem November 20, 2021

Rittenhoused

When you have to dump lead onto a violent rioting mob.

Rittenhoused

After lighting a dumpster and waving a hand gun around backed by my pedophile mob friends we decided it was smart to attack the kid protecting his family's building after he put out numerous fires we set. but as soon as we brandished a hand gun claiming it was a "PeAcEfUL pRoTeSt" we got Rittenhoused.

by stayndie666 November 25, 2021