Left on read

The highest level of disrespect a human can recieve.

Me:I'm gonna kill myself
Friend:*leaves you on read*
Me:*kills self*
Friend:(years later) sry for leaving you on read... u good?

The highest level of disrespect a human can recieve. left on read

by Joopmastersteve April 3, 2017

ready-rub

Ready Rubbed Tobacco, usually used in Pipes

"all the teachers in the pub, passin' round the ready-rub" - Madness

by CrashM February 6, 2015

bad lip reading

The geniuses who take terrible songs and turn them into masterpieces.

I heard Rebecca Black made a parody of Bad Lip Reading's Gang Fight.

by hic2482w June 29, 2011

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

Why did I make this

just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code May 16, 2017

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006

bulgogi-rhea

A case of explosive diarrhea after excessive over-consumption of meat at the all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ.

Mitch: Dude, should we order a sixth round of meat for the table?
John: Naw man, I've got a nasty case of bulgogi-rhea and am about to spray the walls if I don't get home quick.

by wassupman November 26, 2009

Binge read

When you get so engrossed in a book that you read it in one sitting.

I binge read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yesterday till 3am. I just had to know what happened in the end.

by RockyBookWorm May 15, 2016