Texplanation

When your significant other isn't making any damn sense in their text messages, so you have to call or manually track them down, show them your phone, and demand to know what the hell they're trying to tell you.

Bitch was talking crazy, so I had to go over there and get a Texplanation.

by Diesel D. November 16, 2016

Texplanation

Following a textmergency, an excuse that a person formulates in order to explain their unfortunate message. This often comes off as lame, but can be convincing if carefully concocted.

She did it!
Now she can delete the text.
She won’t need to come up with a texplanation.

by Supremebadger December 10, 2018

Explanationing

When you have to do some explaining about something

"Patricia has some explanationing to do"

by Ellie :P July 17, 2020

Explanation

Melindee saying no

Daughty:I’m going to dye my hair red
Melindee: let me explain ....No
Mom dad :Worst explanation ever

by Belladonna707889 January 25, 2021

mexplanation

Clarifying revelation regarding a south-of-da-border subject, matter, or event.

Tronald Dump was frustrated with Andrés Manuel López Obrador's lack of cooperation regarding paying for construction of The Wall; da obvious mexplanation was dat Mr. Obrador's government perpetually-depleted coffers simply could not afford da astronomical cost of said construction. Well, DUHHHH --- illegal migration to da USA was such a problem PRECISELY BECAUSE Mexico didn't possess da capital to adequately support all of its citizens in da first place!

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

pexplanation

A clarifying revelation regarding modern-day plastic water-piping.

Da plumber told me dat I had used da wrong size tool to crimp my water-pipe joints --- dat was da pexplanation for why they were leaking.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

Texplanation

Clarifying/revealing words regarding someone from da Lone Star State.

Hailing from da largest state in da Lower 48 is a good Texplanation for someone's southern drawl.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021