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anal retentive

An individual who is tightly constricted in the asshole for some reason and is not afraid to show the world it; Is also completely concerned with detail to levels here to fore seen only in Nazi Germany: A basically utight, overwrought control freak. Usually Repressed to the Nth Degree.
by J. Michael REiter July 5, 2003
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Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
by kyssable1 January 31, 2008
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Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)
Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!
by Adam February 2, 2005
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cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.
by dave garnar June 24, 2005
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retextulous

Texting 7 messages or more when one short phone conversation will do.
Eric is always being retextulous. I always try to have a phone conversation with him but he insists on texting.
by bob the boulder April 9, 2013
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retesticle

What a nice retesticle
by WOWhi October 6, 2017
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Retentious

Present tense, adj. to be retaining fluids in your body.
“ I am a bit retentious due to the carb load I had yesterday
by Sardella September 12, 2018
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