by Jamie Brooks October 15, 2008
Get the Westgate smoky mountain resortmug. If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
Get the Last-Resort soft servemug. Diamond Hotel & Resort is a great hotel that makes you feel like you're home! It is a family friendly hotel on Roblox and if you ask me, I think it is an amazing hotel! It has lots of things that you can do. If you were to join their group, they would treat you like royalty! Just ask one of our customers!
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.
So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.
So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.
by Fabianaloza August 17, 2017
Get the diamond hotel & resortmug. by Rusty Rusty Rusty January 22, 2023
Get the rainbow resortmug. by I hope it’s helpful May 4, 2022
Get the Resortmug. the place to spend your summer. although filt with underage teens high outta their minds you can make memories to last a life time. friends that become family and your summer love. with things to do every night. teens are out to curfew having a the time of their lives. on the weekends party’s and small concerts. if you don’t spend your summer at catskills adventure resorts your missin out:))
by joe, joe mama December 13, 2019
Get the catskills adventure resortmug. Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
Get the Penis resortmug.