Republican Party Reptile

From the book of the same name by P. J. O'Rourke –

"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."

The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:

“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."

by Melvin P. Dittlethumper December 10, 2009

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CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.

Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.

by ugra July 3, 2012

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Reptile

a gay monkey whore who decides its a good idea to be shit at everything.

Joe Biden is a "Reptile"

by Reptilian Mongoloid January 28, 2021

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Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021

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Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011

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