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maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."
by Phineas T April 9, 2008
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McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.
"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"
by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006
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Dick Repo

When ones Ex-Girlfriend returns to take a bro back from his friends.
The other day Tori came by and just Dick Repo'd Jack. His bros poured one out for him.
by Jesse Madore March 29, 2013
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repo hole

When having intercourse whether vaginal or anal, and moves to the opposite hole. Then returns back to the same hole in which the person started.
Man her ass was so tight, I had to repo hole that trick.
by Willie behardigan December 20, 2017
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Carolina Steamboat Repo

Whilst fucking her in the ass, you take a hit of the cigarette you’ve been smoking, spread her ass cheeks, blow into asshole and you wait for her to fart it back out into your mouth.
I hit her with that Carolina Steamboat Repo last night.

She said her ass hasn’t burnt that bad since Tyrell came through with another classic Carolina Steamboat Repo.
by Hotboy_666 March 3, 2018
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repo

A Reexport or Repo is a formal known word for a white person on benefits, this was first recognized in the late 2000s when most white people were on benefits back then.
Person 1: Is that jack?
Person 2: Did you know he lives on benefits?
Person 1: Well, he does look like a repo.
Person 2: What's a repo.
Person 1: God will tell you
Person 2: *Gun sounds*
by ThatChinkMixedWithTheNiger September 29, 2022
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Git repos

When she gives it up to you but then she takes it back because you made her mad. You "git" it and she "repos" it.
She was going get it on with Divad when he started talking about 3D printing 3D printer parts, so she lost interest and left. Later, Divad told his friends and the said, "Dayum, she git repos you man!"
by 3D Printed World February 19, 2021
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