Dark Reach

When someone attempts a hand job on their partner/unsuspecting victim at night

Tommy leaned over and grabbed roys crotch to his surprise...and Tommy brushed it off as a Dark Reach

by Ed Crockett October 2, 2020

Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

by honey852 October 29, 2022

Halo Reach

Fuck load better than Call of Duty.

COD Player:Dude i just got a thermal scope for my ACR
Smart guy plying halo reach:fuck you i just got a killionare

by BlazinAjun August 4, 2010

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

Reacteen

The word used to define a girl that is fine AF with whom you had sex, only to learn that the bitch is 12 after the act.

Convict: Why you in?
Man: Fucking Reacteen bruh...
Convict: Shit my bad hope this'll help...
(Other convicts surprise butt-sex the man)
*Muffled Groanings*

by FlawlessNLawless June 25, 2016

Richmond reach around

A Richmond reach around is when two people are booty dancing and one dancer reaches behind their back and jacks their partner off.

Guy1: "I can't think of anyone to bring to the club tonight.."
Guy2: "You should call Tori, I heard she gives an awesome Richmond reach around."

by bthatguyb April 4, 2011

Constantinople Reach around

The Constantinople reach around is where one male is laying back on the floor and the other male is squatting over his face. The male on his back then proceeds to give a thumbs up sign and finger the other male's asshole

Jim gave me the good ol' Constantinople Reach Around last night!

by exotiic November 21, 2016