Water Retaining Sea Cow

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

raining cats and dogs

A literal explination for raining cats and dogs is that during heavy rains in 17-century England some city streets became raging rivers of filth carrying many dead cats and dogs. The first printed use of the phrase does date to the 17th centurey, when English playwright Richard Brome wrote in The City Witt (1652): "It shall rain dogs and polecats." His use of "polecats" certainly suggests a less literal explination , but no better theory has been offered. Other conjectures are the the hyperbole comes from a Greek saying, similar in sound, meaning "an unlikely occurrence," and that the phrase derives from a rare French word, catadoupe ("a waterfall"), which sounds a little like cats and dogs. It could also be that the expression was inspired by the fact that cats and dogs were closely associated witht the rain and wind the Northern mythology, dogs often being pictured as the attendants of Odin the strom god, while cats were believed to cause storms. Similar colloquial expressions include it's raining pirchforks, darning needles, hammer handles, chicken coops, and men.

Geeze, its raining cats and dogs out there!

by tree girl May 14, 2005

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

remainding

to be left after the removal, loss, destruction
(this is TOTALLY how you spell it!)

Jimmy: Hey how many cookies are remainding?
bobby: you mean remaining?
Jimmy: NO! I mean REMAINDING; It's a WORD

by wahale March 3, 2011

raining on that wood

being very wet on a man's penis

Boy, I'm drinking, I'm sanging on the mic 'til voice hoarse
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz

Used in Beyonce's song "Drunk in Love"
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood

by mars'girll February 8, 2014

Raining Wolves and Tigers

An intense form of rain. Similar to the phrase "raining cats and dogs." Typically the rain is coming down in torrents before it is changed from cats and dogs, to wolves and tigers.

Joe: Whoa! it's raining cats and dogs out there man!!

Adam: Nah, I'd say more like Raining Wolves and Tigers, i can barely see the street from the sidewalk!

by cmckenn108 July 14, 2010

Raining balls

When something bad turns out ok. When a girl's day seems to be looking up, they have a feeling it's going to rain balls.

Linda: So, How's your day?
Melanie: Meh. Wish it was raining balls.

by Esa4 January 31, 2021