Reprodouching

The act of a douche bag producing douche bag children.

Person 1: My neighbor's a douche bag!
Person 2: Just wait 'till he be reprodouching, it'll get worse bro.

by Yaya Cheerios November 3, 2012

Reproductive Procrastination

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.

I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.

by Bitchhe'smine December 9, 2016

Reroded

When a person is acting above retarded and don't know what the fuck is happen or don't know shit at all

Boy u Is so fucking reroded

by The Cherry Popper September 24, 2017

Retrodict

Getting dicked down by a man from the 70s

I got retrodicted down hard in the back seat of the Volkswagen van

by Cscbr June 5, 2018

Relaodisroupitonowntphobia

The fear of Tisisrealnow

Guy: Tisisrealnow

Other guy: *shaking*
Girl: Sh he has Relaodisroupitonowntphobia
Guy: I guess you could day Relaodisroupitonowntphobiaisrealnow

by Tisisrealnow April 26, 2021

Seize the means of reproduction

When you take away a women's choice to have a child.

Person 1 - Hey I heard Japans population is really low.

Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.

by Hentaibro69XD May 30, 2019

k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010