Unconditional negative regard

When you go above and beyond and take on extra tasks, but regardless how kind and helpful you are, the people you are serving hold you in negative regard and only expect you to do more. They label you as lazy to manipulate you into accepting additional tasks. Like Cinderella.

“Excuse me, Miss, you seem to have missed a spot cleaning the floors today. All you must do is stand around. Why aren’t you ever working?”

“Sounds like a case of unconditional negative regard. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.”

“I ordered a hot chocolate with 3 ice cubes. Not 4! You never do anything right.”

“I guess it’s impossible to please you. I have your unconditional negative regard.”

by Poet678 November 11, 2024

Regards

Often followed by “Robert Tomarelli,” it is used by aging rec league softball players to demonstrate their compassionate side, which is often overshadowed by their competitive side (yelling at teammates)

Teammate: I couldn’t catch the fucking ball today
The Regarder: That’s okay, you still played a good game. Regards, Robert Tomarelli

by BowserTheJawn June 05, 2023

Regards

Regards is a "Polite" term used when you want to scream "FUCKK OFF" in an email to your superiors.

"Kind Regards, ******"

by Destiiiellll December 11, 2021

Regard

Ever since websites banned retard, this became its synonym.

Bought at the top, sold at the bottom. Must be very regarded.

by Heosus_dad August 28, 2022

Regarded

When somemone is regarded.

'Regard. I have been regarded'

by SadLad98 November 21, 2020

Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 02, 2024

Regarding Death

Regarding Death is a manhwa about the concept of death.

Hey man, have you read Regarding Death? It was really sad.
Nah, not yet. I’ll try it out soon.

by literalwhy July 25, 2021