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The C Register

When governments want to discreetly keep a record of “uncooperative” or “selfish” citizens and residents who refuse to be vaccinated against coronavirus, thus hindering their goal for the population to attain herd immunity.
Countries that have set up the C register are mum what they’d do to those vaccine free riders, other than hinting that they’d not expect to be treated the same as those who have come forward to be inoculated in spite of potential health risks.
by MathPlus February 23, 2021
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Register Fire

Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line — resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.
Don’t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.

Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.

Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!
by GeyerCom August 14, 2008
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on the register

Our gym teacher is crazy I bet you he’s on the register
by Hakashi Katake August 6, 2020
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rub register

a female version of the male spank bank
Seeing Roy's massive cock, Sarah filed it in her rub register for futher contemplating.
by cashole August 24, 2006
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Sister fister resister

Someone who is against pewdiepies "sister fister"
"The sister fister resister club is protesting for it to be the 'brister fister'"
by Save.meeee.boii August 21, 2017
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Sack register

The act of pulling excess scrotal skin over your soft penis and and pressing on the exposed base of the penis and as the penis flings out of the sack wrap you say cha ching mocking the sound of a cash register
"Dude he was so drunk that he made a sakpak and put on a "sack register" for us it was so funny
by Bighair15 March 14, 2010
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The Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.
That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.
by TheAllKnowingMrD May 13, 2018
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