Marlboro Reds

1. A brand of cigarette originating in the U.S., marketed heavily through identification with idealized, ruggedly-individualistic cowboys inhabiting the wide-open spaces of the American West. 2. The only brand of cigarette I was able to buy in European "tabacs" during a summer as a college exchange student.

1. Me: "Do you like this denim jacket lined with thick fuzzy sheep's wool that I picked up at a thrift store?" Honest friend: "You look like the Marlboro man." Me: "Cool." 2. Me: (entering tobacco shop in Vienna) "Do you have Camel Lights?" Shop clerk: (eyeing my shorts, white sneakers, and baseball cap) "American?" (lays pack of Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: (waving arms, attempting to "draw", then pantomime, a camel, now speaking more loudly): "CAMEL. CAM--" (softly again, as clerk becomes visibly tense) "Camel. Lights." Clerk: (shrugs, reaches for Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: "Wait. Okay. Thank you. DUNK-uh." (I give clerk funny-looking bills, hope it's enough, take cigarrettes, and walk quickly toward the door). Clerk: (with enthusiasm) "BITTE!"

by American Idiot Redux April 17, 2009

marlboro reds

Best cigarette on the market. Gives you an amazing nicotine rush. Word of warning not for beginners or pussy bitches. If you're a beginner smoker smoke lights then work up to reds.

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by RoboticParrot April 4, 2010

marlboro reds

Best Cigarettes in the world
Smooth taste
Easy going down if your used to it
Not for the weak smokers

Not a great starter cigarette

Ref cowboy killers

Person 1: Hey can I bum one? Mine are in the car.
Person 2: You know I don't smoke Marlboro Reds
Person 1: Screw that... Ill be back

by Lyssa Ann January 25, 2011

cherry reds

Red Dr. Martin or Air Wair work boots sometimes worn by Skinheads

The skinhead tied the laces on his cherry reds.

by Rev. Gonad September 22, 2003

marlboro reds

Simply the best cigarettes put on Earth. For the people who say "they're too strong", it's not true, it's just because you're TOO WEAK and probably aren't even a real smoker.

#1: Look what I'm smoking (shows pack)
#2: MARLBORO REDS EH?
#1: OF COURSE MAN! WHAT ELSE

by RESTI1 January 11, 2010

THe Reds

A term generally used to describe any variant of shotgun shell. The name "The Reds" refers to the most common color of shotgun shell. Also, this term typically describes a more powerful shotgun shell that will blow your arm off every time you shoot it; Such as a 3 1/4 Steel Shot Turkey Load.

If someone were to break into my house, I'd take my combat shotgun and turn their face into a crescent moon... With The Reds

by Walt B August 13, 2011

Marlboro Reds

The best ciggarettes in the world although some may say they are the racist ciggarette becaise the box has a total of 3 k's in the design of the box but well worth the haters

Mayn i hate Marlboro Reds they nigga hatas but they taste so damn good i might accidentally go cracka

by Tony York June 19, 2006