Redeye to Boston

When you're hanging out with your boys on a trampoline, one of the guys propositions another guy to perform fellatio while the recipient closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. The receiver, which previously promised to return the favor, will then renege on the agreement, having had his member already serviced. The giver, due to extreme embarrassment and/or ridicule, will then have to immediately move to another state. Thus, booking the next available flight out of town.

Patrick tricked Johnathan into a bro job so Johnathan and his entire family had to take a Redeye to Boston.

by Dr. Coctogan October 31, 2019

redken

A boy who sucks cock

A redken jump on the bed

by Chupapersmonyayers June 7, 2021

RedEyed

Tall, Handsome and Talented.
Simply the best.

Oh, RedEyed he's as handsome as he is talented! Really he is simply the best.

by anonymous October 20, 2021

redney

Redney is Redney! Redney is the most stubborn person in the universe. Trust me when I say this, if you ever come across a “redney” leave immediately. He will annoy you, he will always be mean, and most definitely expose your deepest secrets. Although he is extremely thic. If your a girl, he will leave u with a lot of emotions at the same time. But for the boys🙄, he is a bitch, bum, and a cracker! I will give him his credit tho, he is sometimes funny 🙂. Some people call him handsome, some call him sexy, personally he’s dog water. If you ever meet him LEAVE!

REDNEY IS REDNEY

by anonymous August 10, 2022

Redeye_416

Redeye_416 is the username belonging to a Roblox Player. Account made, 1/30/2018. Well known in the SCP community, he is the founder of Site-416 and the 416 Corporation.

Redeye_416 is real?

by The416Wiki November 1, 2022

redkaylee

a type of tomato species that causes redness and weird tendancies

(person): omg did you see what redkaylee does to you?
(person 2): omg yea it made me red and bald!!

by jred chu≠ June 27, 2024

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025