Redemption Rap

A type of song intended to apologize for a rapper's previous wrongdoing(s). The song may or may not reflect the rapper's sincere thoughts, but it is undoubtedly a way to capitalize on his or her mistake(s).

Me: T.I.'s "Dead and Gone" is a catchy and believable example of Redemption Rap, while Chris Brown's "Changed Man" is Redemption Rap gone wrong. It's a pathetic attempt to guilt the listener into forgiving him, and I'm sure Chris Rock doesn't appreciate the allusion to his hit show.

by WWYD? November 25, 2009

Redemptified

Being redeemed=Being Redemptified

He was wrongly accused but eventually he was Redemptified!

by Subject2789346387590 July 19, 2015

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

Orville Redenbacher

The act of farting in a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up. As her cheeks are puffed, one taps the cheeks quickly so the hot stank-air pops out in small bursts mimicking the sound of popcorn popping.

"What it do brah? How was your date with Amanda?"
"Pretty awesome man, I gave her an Orville Redenbacher after she tossed my salad."

by RTSmashMonkey September 15, 2016

Redarded

The retarded way of saying retarded, making it double retarded

Holy crap, Pedro is sooo redarded.

by EatshidandFard December 16, 2019

redeuce

To repeat the action of pooping.

"Even though I just dropped a fudgecake, I feel another man-potato coming. Time to redeuce."
"While you can redeuce, you should not reuse or recycle the toilet paper."

by nolen December 14, 2006