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I don't recognize this person

What people who can't be wrong, mistaken, or told anything say when any of the listed things happen to them.
Jill: I don't think that I should have to pay taxes, the government doesn't do anything for me.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.

Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.

Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
by Billiamthegreat May 28, 2013
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International laziness recognition day

12th February is the world's laziness recognition day. I declare this as an dedication and applaud to all the lazy weird people who make laziness look so ghetto and formal.
Dude today is 12th feb! can't believe its your day. Its international laziness recognition day.
by Duymson March 29, 2021
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Bharat. She recognized Bangla Desh on 6 Dec 1971 around 11 AM.

Several newspapers including The New York Times, The Irish Times, Asian News Service, The Bangladesh Observer, The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, and so on.
Bangladesh was helped by Bharat in all cases at 1971 War and became the first country to recognise Bangladesh.
by typical Indian October 14, 2023
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When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
by Senapi April 21, 2021
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recognise

recognize, take note of particular familiar characteristics
It is wise to recognise basic facts!
Recognise achievement, peace, liberty and prosperity.
Principle of introduction recognises candid movement.
by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009
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Facial Recognition

When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.
So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.
by Paralda October 31, 2011
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i’m getting recognized

Some thing douche you say and then pretend to ride a motorcycle
i’m getting recognized is what Adam divine said the first time he got recognized in public in an intersection in California
by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021
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