recession date 

An event in which someone admittedly attracted to you asks you out, under the pretences of friendship. You will attend typically romantic settings and events, such as a candle lit dinner. Usually getting to know each other, with pleasant conversation, acting with good behavior, and dressing to impress, however, there is no expectation and has no obligation to pay for you. If so willing to become physical to the point of intercourse, then they are willing participant, but are still in no way obligated to spend the night, or pay for cab fare home.

John: I’ve like you for a while, you want to go to dinner with me tonight.
Jane: Sure, it’s a date. Pick me up at 7.
John: What? No, this isn’t a date; I just think you’d be a cool friend.
Jane: Oh, okay.
John: But, if you want to come home with me after then I’m up for that to.
Jane: Are you seriously trying to ask me out on a recession date.

recession date by style_D April 10, 2009

Recession Gig 

A job outside one's chosen career path, taken to make ends meet until the economy improves.

My job at Target is my latest Recession Gig (as I wait for the economy to improve for architects).

Recession Gig by Jimmy Zzzzz March 23, 2010

Recession Proof 

when something or somebody is hot, amazing, untouchable; (namely by the recession). Even when things are bad (like the economy), this thing or person are still great.

Dag girl! That dress is recession proof!

Recession Proof by RecessionProofChick January 21, 2011

Recession Sex 

Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!

That recession sex lube has no staying power! What gives!

Recession Sex by ScottyG254 September 20, 2011

Recession Question 

A recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. It is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.

Example 1:

Woman (upon entering TGI FRIDAYS): Excuse me, yes, I have a recession question, umm...I saw a commercial on TV sayin' you had menu items starting from $6.99...is that like, ONE item or is it more than that...can I see a menu?

Example 2:

Employee: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Woman: Is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or...whas' goin on with that?

Example 3:

Employee (answering phone): Thank you for calling Bally Total Fitness, this is Steve, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I was wonderin, I heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month...n I mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?

Recession Question by chasityMD April 29, 2009

RECESSION DATING

Lingering on in an unhealthy and often unsatisfying relationship due to fear of starting over or becoming single.

Sex is bad, he gets treated like germ and he continues to stay in the relationship. It's complete "recession dating"

RECESSION DATING by traderjosephine August 16, 2009

Recession Attention Disorder 

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.

If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder

Recession Attention Disorder by teeceeTO July 11, 2010