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razor blade shit

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.
"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!
by billy bats June 11, 2006
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Kermit's Razor

Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.
Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."
by Jerzy Radocovid December 12, 2022
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razor 1911

razor 1911 is a warez and demo group, founded in norway. its original name was razor 2992, but they shortly change from 2992 to 1911 as a jab ot other crackers who tended to overuse the number 666. 1911, translated in hexadecimal, is 777, which is the opposite of 666.

in 2006, they have released BF2142 five days before its official release.

in 2007, they have cracked the vista-only game Shadowrun, so also XP-users were able to play the game.

in 2007, they release the game Crysis five days before its official release.

in 2008, razor 1911 released GTA IV five days its release.

They have also cracked others games as well, like WC3, Half.-life , quake III, soldiers of fortune..
by F4T4L_3RR0R. April 10, 2009
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Razimus

A modern derivative of one of the following ancient Greek or Dutch names; Erasimus, Erasmus, Rasimus, Rasmus.
From the 1860, Clintonville County, Alabama State Census:
Razimus L. Warren / Age 8 White Male
by J. Razimus Hughston January 21, 2006
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Lady Razor

(N) A girl/woman who is a mean bitch. She is a really nasty person,usually not caring about others, hence,"hurting, like cutting" others.
You'd probably call your psycho ex-girlfriend this.

Dude: Hey did I tell you Sheila dumped me?

Guy: WHAT?!Why?You guys are like soul-mates

Dude: Thats what I thought..but when i caught her making out wit this guy and "Raised my voice" I was being a little "Insensitive," She said.

Guy: Man, you deserve better than that

Dude:Yeah.She's bein a real LADY RAZOR to my heart.
by JoyyITSme February 24, 2009
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Razor

Razor Is our little wolf baby in Genshin impact his hair is a cool gray and his eyes are red but cute, but don’t test him he give big Crti damage >:)).
Razor is baby 🙃
by Y.we February 20, 2021
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razortail

in skateboarding, when a board's end is worn down so there isn't much pop left in the board. when it get's really bad, the band-aid shape of the board will start to look square on the tail end. Normally happens when someone's riding and they stop by popping up and dragging their tail on the ground.
Dude me board's so fucking razortailed.

Your board's got bad razortail
by SteveDirtyGhettoKid January 21, 2009
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