Rapture Saturday

Also known as 'Judgment Day'; supposedly the day when Jesus comes back to Earth and takes all of the Christians and sends them to Heaven, to live for the rest of eternity. Meanwhile, the rest of the human race(the sinners, atheists, etc.), are left on Earth to duke it out in the battle between good and evil. The battle lasts for four-six months, until the Apocalypse occurs. Thus, the rest of the remaining human race is, at that moment, sent to the firing pits of HELL!

Dude, get your RIOT GEAR on, and the stereo system for the new mansion. We only have until tomorrow till Rapture Saturday!

by getitoffmee1232323 June 19, 2011

rapture moment

When you leave a room, come back and everyone is gone. Seems like the rapture just happened.

I left the family room to go pee, came back and everyone was gone. Total rapture moment.

by Singleinthecity704.com December 28, 2011

The Internet Rapture™

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.

The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

by AvidyaUS July 3, 2011

Rapture bomb

As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."

with all the clothes on my bedroom floor, it looks like a rapture bomb orgy happened

by Harold Camping October 5, 2011

You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.

After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011

Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021

Rapture

A city where a man is entitled to the sweat of his brow.

I'm going to rapture

by Aidsdrinker March 24, 2022