Rando Commando

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power

Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011

rando-fest

A giant party which could or could not include alcohol, but in which every underage individual is extremely inebriated and takes part in getting with randos (random, often unattractive drunk girls) and then does not speak to them ever again. Many of these rando-fests take place at elite private school dances, such as Brearly, Horace Mann, and many others.

1) Are we ready for rando-fest 09?
Yeah, we're pregaming at Schmittie's and then heading uptown. How many randos do you predict for tonight?
I'd say about four or five, with one or two being decent-looking

by mrplinks September 26, 2009

rando-Dando

When a strange man turns up to your front door and stabs you.

Shit, that guy over there just got rando-Dando'd!

by Malo_ October 26, 2017

raw doggin' randos

Having sexual intercourse with a random person, without a condom.

Guy A: What did you guys do after you left the bars last night?

Guy B: Is that even a question? We were raw doggin' randos.

by CrazyEyezKillah November 20, 2010

King Rando of the Ham

The most Random person being the most hammed at a party

Jack Lee is so rando. But he is also hammed. He is King Rando of the Ham

by Michael Beasly November 15, 2010

Raw Dogging Randos

Having sex with a random chick that you don't know with out a condom on.

Who's ready to start raw dogging randos tonight?

Hey man any luck raw dogging randos last night?

Damn it burns when I piss, I knew I shouldn't have went raw dogging randos last night!

by Tarrence1111115 April 22, 2011

raw dogged a rando

1. A male having unprotected sex with a girl he just met.

2. Getting Hock'd at Purdue.

3. More likely than not getting an STD from sexual intercourse with a complete stranger.

Example: My fraternity brother was so drunk on spring break, he raw dogged a rando!

by flyonawall March 1, 2014