GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
Get the R Kellymug. Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."
1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009
Get the R Kellymug. by Seenus September 17, 2003
Get the R. Kellymug. 1 "It's so cold. I'm takin this blanket in the bathroom with me."
2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"
2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"
by DurBrisingr March 23, 2008
Get the R. Kellymug. by AHHHHHHH December 11, 2003
Get the R. Kellymug. the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.
by california689 October 29, 2011
Get the R. Kellymug.