GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
by wez-1 August 12, 2005
Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."
1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
by Fredrich von Hollern September 05, 2009
by Seenus September 17, 2003
1 "It's so cold. I'm takin this blanket in the bathroom with me."
2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"
2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"
by DurBrisingr March 23, 2008
by AHHHHHHH December 12, 2003
the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.
by california689 October 29, 2011