Quagmire

quagmire.

John Wick: omg man it quagmire
your left nut: oh my days
Quagmire: quagmire

by your left nut March 16, 2021

Quagmire

n. The only word known by Max Polsky.

Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.

by Park School August 03, 2003

a quagmire

when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.

"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.

by Kbucker13 April 07, 2011

Quagmire

Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!

its quagmire giggity giggity goo!

by WavyCrip May 31, 2019

Quagmire

Best cartoon character ever

says hilarious things like: "In the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .. and home by 11! Oh!!"

by Family Guy rocks February 18, 2005

Quagmire

The second best Family Guy caracter, next to Peter Griffin.

"Wait, wait, wait.... You took me away from a Sweedish Girlygirl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?"
- Quagmire

by Drew February 11, 2004

Quagmire

A sex-crazed, perverted, idiotic, yet strangely hilarious character on the TV show, Family Guy. his catchphrase(s)are:

"Giggitty giggitty!!!"
"All riiight!"

My favorite Quagmire quote is as follows:

*Quagmire approaches a hot girl at the bar*
Quagmire: heyy
Hot Girl (in guy voice): hey
Quagmire (looks freaked out): EWWWW a transvestite!!!! wait- pre-op or post-op?
Hot Girl: pre-op.
Quagmire: oh. EWWWWWWWW A TRANSVESTITE!!!!

by jamia March 29, 2008