procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

procrasticording

To delay starting work/study/household chores/gym/sleep/anything beneficial to your real life by browsing Discord and seeing if you missed something mildly interesting... or posting random stuff all over the place to see if you can start a conversation.

I really should get to bed, but i have some procrasticording to see to.

by AccidentProneAU June 7, 2021

Procrasticycle

The longest cleaning cycle of an appliance, chosen for no other reason than being able to put off the next step for as long as possible.

I chose the procrasticycle on the washer because I just want to lay around for an extra 45 minutes.

by CheersnBeers September 14, 2021

Pyrocleptic

Someone who steals lighters. They light their smoke and then put your lighter into their pocket.

I wanted to smoke one but Amanda went pyrocleptic on my lighter again. She is such a hobo.

by djkrunch!!!!! April 6, 2022

procrasticake

when you bake a cake to procrastinate on another task

"I was so stressed for my midterm, I made procrasticake. Would you like some?"

by janeclam June 20, 2022

Procrasticleaning

(Verb)

The act of avoiding important tasks or responsibilities by cleaning and organizing one's living space, often resulting in a false sense of productivity and an even longer to-do list.

"I know I have a big project due tomorrow, but instead of working on it, I've been procrasticleaning my entire apartment. At least my closet looks great now!"

by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023