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Capital Punishment

The official and legal definition for the death penalty. It is usually the reward for most high-class felonies, such as first-degree murder, rape, etc. In the United States, it is usually carried out by means of lethal injection, but other places in the world still use methods such as firing squad, hanging, and electric chair. Some countries and states have been known to have banned the practice because of its gruesome nature.
In 2005, Stanley Tookie Williams, one of the founders of the Crips gang was awarded Capital Punishment for three counts of first degree murder and larceny. He's probably in hell now.
by publicprosecutor25431 January 15, 2011
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Punisher

A Marvel Comics character who first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #129; the charcater, whose real name is Frank Castle, is a vigilante who utilizes an arsenal of firearms in his one-man war against organized crime. Two motion pictures have been released based on the charcater.

It's not revenge..... its punishment
The Punisher was a bitchin movie!
I know man.... i totally want that shirt
by DEATH TO ALL THE BELIEVERS January 11, 2007
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I killed my brother and he killed me. We spilled blood across the land. Killing in the name of religon.

Something the narrator doesnt understand. We are fools who ask the sheep when we go across the sea and ask them for their beliefs.

Does god tell you to kill? A divided country cannot stand I told them.

The disgrace I made is over now that my past has been erased The clear as a crystal end is near.

The main plan is not to look to Israel as the homelands might be Holy War.

On my base I know it like a scholar. Up high on my soapbox, Gavels leader in the seat of judgement Than-thou-could-be-messenger of the pulprit god.
by Arm November 19, 2004
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12 inch punisher

A really long dick (maybe not really 12'') that has the power and strength to abuse a pussy. Even an already well stretched pussy stands no chance against a 12 inch punisher. Most of the time a 12 inch punisher will hurt or stretch the pussy it is attacking or pleasing.
Oh my God, Tommy your 12 inch punisher is hurting my tight pussy so much! You need to pull out before I stretch even more!
by Mr. Woolfy January 18, 2017
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Punishment light

A traffic light that stays red much longer than necessary, keeping you from wherever you have to go and making it seem that the light's sole purpose is to make you miserable
A: "Hey where you at, man? This party is f***ing awesome!"

B: "I'm stuck at the punishment light on Main."

A: "Oh, bummer. See you tomorrow then."

B: "FML"
by robertyourmothersbrother October 10, 2011
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punishment party

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"
by mvolfman July 25, 2011
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Cryme & Punishment

a situation where a man having sex with another man in the anus goes through emotional sequences of intense pleasure and crying despair because they immensely enjoy the act, but at the same time have feelings of shame and guilt
Man, when Emelio was butt ramming that young man he was crying and laughing at the same time. It was a definite case of Cryme & Punishment!
by Jameson Dillon June 23, 2007
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