Putin-it

When your greedy orange lips are pressed so far up a dictator's asshole you can taste the vodka and borscht from the summit meeting.

"Did he just say 'in terms of leadership, Putin is getting an 'A''?"
"Yeah he's really Putin-it today."
September 29, 2015

by Skellis September 24, 2018

Putin’s Pussy

Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.

In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2019

Putin khuylo

Ukrainian for “Putin is a dickhead”. Or “Putin, the dickhead”.

Putin khuylo is losing his war in Ukraine.

by BlitzRowsey March 5, 2022

Putin’s Bitch

A nickname used around the world for the 45th President of the United States.

Being Putin’s Bitch is the price he pays for his unrestrained, rip-snorting pussy grabbing habit caught on tape in hotels all across Moscow.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

among us potion

A liquid potion that could turn you either a crewmate or impostor when drinking it.

"I should've drunk the among us potion the other day, now I'm dead"

by Succhiacazzi Parisi March 10, 2021

putinik

(n.) a stealthy, shadowy, sinister figure that orchestrates and manipulates others for his/her personal (financial or political) gain, without regard of fallout or harm caused.

Beware of your dealings with Vlad, he has an evil me first persona. He's a putinik!

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by Csinaco January 16, 2011

Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.

Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017