by Holytoledo August 17, 2006
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by fanglish December 12, 2005
by dinosaur face December 6, 2008
Any kind of stubborn student within a university, who is a raging alcoholic, has no regard for others, constantly screams obscenities in the presence of minorities or members of the opposite sex. This individual usually mutters fragments or phrases of ridiculous pointless banter in public. Also, this person might disrobe their garments in public and embarrass themselves. In addition, this person constantly refers to themselves in the third person. This particular individual usually obtains a certain phenomenon known as a "KOOG". Finally, this person persistently speaks in the past tense usually speaking small commands such as "has it".
1.
Friend: "Dude what's up?"......PURP: "HOWS IT PURPIN PURPY?!"
2.
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard there's this sick party going on with an open bar."
Friend#2: "Oh shit, I heard that the sober-purp is working it."
Friend#1: "Sweet! I'm stoked."
3.
Friend#1: "Dude, that guy just chugged like 28 beers in a row."
Friend#2: "Hahaha dude I know, that guy is THE PURP."
Friend: "Dude what's up?"......PURP: "HOWS IT PURPIN PURPY?!"
2.
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard there's this sick party going on with an open bar."
Friend#2: "Oh shit, I heard that the sober-purp is working it."
Friend#1: "Sweet! I'm stoked."
3.
Friend#1: "Dude, that guy just chugged like 28 beers in a row."
Friend#2: "Hahaha dude I know, that guy is THE PURP."
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