Ear penetrate

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

by hairy black male June 20, 2019

punctuate the toilet

To have a bowel movement. Evolved out of the phrase "drop colon" where colon can have two meanings(colon as a part of your digestive tract or as a puntuation mark).

hung over guy #1: "Dude, where you goin?"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"

by Niceguy October 29, 2006

Ocular Penitration

When you skull fuck a girl in the eye aka an ej

I totally,totes ma gotes, got mad ocular penitration from that bitch with the eye patch

by STLballaG March 30, 2009

ocular penitration

the scientific term for skull fucking.
were you rip out someones eye and then make sweet sweet love to the eye socket.

yo you wanna go ocular penitration someone tonight?.....pirates do it all the time.

by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

Penetrate

Bts likes to penetrate

Bts-likes to penetrate

by Skeet fuck shit March 17, 2021

Punetration

Like penetration only slightly funnier (and makes people groan for a different reason).

This pun thread feels like punetration.

by Sol-nai August 22, 2011

peditrate

The act of entering an orifice using an entire foot by means of sexual pleasure.

I peditrated him up to my ankle.

by Mirfield Gemini December 5, 2017