puddle

a collective noun for group of douchebags

"Bush and his cronies were a complete puddle of douchebags"

by J. Space January 22, 2009

puddle

a shape roughly equal to half of a sphere, usually describing a collection of liquid or solids.

my ass left a puddle shaped indention in the chair

by puddle is a shape godamit February 3, 2010

Puddle

Another word for Louisa. Very innocent person with random comments all the time. Video game geek.

She asked the teacher for a bong, she's such a puddle!!

by Kasandra May 5, 2005

Puddling

The act of washing ones parts while squatting next to a fuel pump or while squatting between parked trucks or cars. This is done by scooping water up from the ground with your hands (preferably after a rain shower).

To stay fresh, the lot lizard had to do some puddling between tricks

by SaltyWhale1 May 11, 2013

Puddles

the liquid mass, right before the beauty gass exits the pipe and destroys your lungs

I smoked many puddles before I walked in the room and said blahahlo.

by Doop master Flash November 14, 2003

Puddled

To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.

It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.

by HeadHunterX11 April 6, 2017

puddle

if stepped in, means you have had sex. If not wearing a boot and getting ur foot wet would mean to not wear a condom and got pregnet

I stepped in a puddle yesterday

by Lucy double L March 15, 2007