puck

a stubby, fat, uncircumcised penis

"Man, did you check out the puck on that guy?"
"Ew, I know, right?"

by ZHdoubleKR June 02, 2019

Puck

A term used for a really ugly or stupid person, as you want to hit their face with a hockey stick.

Man that Jerry is such a fucking puck, wish he would slip into the toilet while drunk and drown in his own piss.

by Bubbles Fucker September 15, 2017

Puck

Noun. Someone who's irritating and/or annoying. Lessens or ruins a situation.

"Billy's really irritating tonight. He's such a fucking puck."

by Squatchology February 20, 2016

Puck

Puck; is an irish colloquial for the word 'picked'. Often use in rural or culcthie/munchie areas. Used casually in normal language.

Laura puck her bag up of the ground.
I just puck my phone from the shop.

by Pucked woman October 24, 2011

Puck

when a filipino tries to say fuck

Pam: mom im gonna go out with my friends *whispers* also get high
Mom: what the puck did you say

by cccccccccccwdc February 22, 2018

puck

used as a verb... to rapidly launch hockey pucks at one's face and then scream "you got pucked!"

(smack! smack!) AHHHH stop the bleeding!
OH YEAH SON! YOU GOT PUCKED!!!!!!!

by brilliant brad February 25, 2004

Puck

Italian slang word, short for puckalina or puckalucy. A puck is another name for a vagina or pussy. Good to use when you don't want others to know what your talking about in public.

"Shit, what's that smell? Maybe it's coming from your puck!"

"I can't believe that big headed baby came out of that woman's puck".

puck

by slimshadey January 16, 2010