pube-safe

An object is pube-safe when it is SO safe, that not even the most desperate of thieves will touch it (caused by being shrouded in pubes)

First seen on Important Things with Demetri Martin

"I'm not touching that! There's a pube on it!"

pube-safe

by Angryblackguy March 16, 2009

pube trap

Usually happens after a bath or shower, where you get changed quick and put on some pants and then pubes get trapped between leg and affected area.

"Hey, dude, you ok?"
"No....rushed getting ready and now I got PUBE TRAP..."
"Bad luck."

by laureny March 18, 2006

Puberpoof

The thick patch of fur that envelopes a male dog's genitals when in need of a hair cut

It's hard to tell if Eddie is a boy or girl due to his out-of-control puberpoof. Time to bring him to the groomer!

by missyNzoe August 30, 2011

Puberoni

The hairs found on the toilet where the seat ends at the crotch area.

"David, there's way too much puberoni on the toilet seat. You need to stop your shaving pubes over the toilet."

by fatcheeks10 February 11, 2018

yeti pubes

Pubic hair that resembles the wiry white coat of a mythical Himalayan mountain creature that's possibly related to the Sasquatch.

dude, those yeti pubes make your junk look like a hamster peeking out of its nest.

by bobsquatch September 18, 2018

50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.

My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.

by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

Pube fairy

The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.

Dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the pube fairy.

by Lon August 29, 2007