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Punta Gorda Middle School 

A school in Punta Gorda, Florida that is full of the most annoying administrators that will indeed write you up for walking down the wrong side of the stairs and hugging too long.

PGMS is also filled with whiny guidance counselors that complain about their pathetic lives constantly.

Every single teacher in Punta Gorda Middle School thinks that they are the most important thing to have ever been born, and most of them inform the students way to much about their personal lives. Most of the employees at PGMS are so far up their own asses, I'm surprised they can still breathe.

The band is a joke, and continues to be a total fail in Charlotte High School.

There is an average amout of Emos that think they have the worst lives ever and have figured out the world's meaning and are very depressed about it, red necks that go hunting and mudding and have total disregard for the people walking down the hallway that don't want to step on the pile of sun flower seeds the just spit on the floor (which continues and is even worse at Charlotte High School.) Then there are the jockish boys and the preppy girls and then just the rest are the odd people. There is a pretty low population of ghetto kids, even though we are very close to Cooper street.

The building itself looks like a prison and feels like one too. It is three stories high and climbing those stairs several times a day to get to your classes is pretty hellish.
Person 1: who is that kid and why does he look so annoyed?
Person 2: I don't know who he is, but I just saw him walk out of Punta Gorda Middle School, so I totally understand his expression of wanting to kill someone, ESPECIALLY if he just had to talk to any of the retarded administrators.

puntastic 

A description of an awesome pun or pune
<comedian> Q: What instrument do fish like to play? A: A bass guitar!
<listener> Thats puntastic!
puntastic by mChicago July 14, 2006
(Poon-tag)
1. The act of drawing sexual things on someones face when they have passed out.
2. A vagina face.
Yeah, i puntagged Chris last night at the party cause he was the first to pass out.
Puntag by Kutty April 9, 2007

puntable 

tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the attitude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.
"the way that dog looks at you, it's just a field goal waiting to happen. damn puntables."

"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"
puntable by angus bohanon July 1, 2006

puntarded 

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.
Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!
puntarded by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

Pubetail 

The end result of braiding one's pubic hair into a ponytail-like fashion.
You see that pubetail on that chick? It's like she braided it when her hands were covered in honey!
Pubetail by Toolmusik January 14, 2008

punktarded 

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.
Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.
punktarded by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009