zoo pron

The word zoo meaning animals, and pron for
"pr0n, and its spelled this way so that it doesn't show up when someone searches the word "porn". "
equals animal sex.

Wow! YC really likes watching zoo pron!

by xlr8tor123 May 3, 2010

patron

Patron Añejo, an expensive brand of tequila.

"Take a shot of this here Patron, and it's gon' be on" - Usher

by The Lurker December 15, 2004

Proncess

A princess of pron

or, a slut

"Man, Jane is a total proncess."

by Mr.Ramrick May 1, 2010

erecto patronum

A spell cast by an attractive female on a male or group of males. As she walks into the room, the spell is cast and all males who make eye contact with the woman receive instant erections.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.

Ex: As the gorgeous model walked into the room, erecto patronum was cast and all of the male photographers received boners visibly seen protruding through their pants.

by BHBandit December 1, 2013

Danger prone

A person who’s so clumsy it feels like they’re staring in the worst cartoon ever. Don’t ask this person to carry your drink, they’ll spill it and don’t trust this person with delicate family heirlooms.
Examples include Daphne from Scooby-Doo

Wow that person is so danger prone, she just dropped my moms favourite vase!

by Katexflynn September 15, 2018

Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Pronablentian

The probable reality of something impossible happening

I had a pronablentian moment:
The sky exploded, and yet the cows still lived

by Inspire_squidward October 9, 2012