An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
by Common Misconceiver May 23, 2009
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Basically Abs that one did not have to work for but are there because of their metabolism
Basically Abs that one did not have to work for but are there because of their metabolism
Oooh. That skinny boy has some pseudominals
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Poggersman270: Retard. You were born the the 90s. That's called pseudo-nostalgia.
Poggersman270: Retard. You were born the the 90s. That's called pseudo-nostalgia.
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The pseudo-intellectual doesn't seek knowledge for the purpose of better understanding the world, but rather to enhance their image. They also prefer to interpret concepts in a way that allows them to use their knowledge as a weapon in social scenarios. They'll use the misinterpretation of facts to appear objective and correct, and thus unaccountable, when "talking shit" on another person.
The pseudo-intellectual will challenge opinions or views as a way of making a personal attack. They then usually assume an imagined victory and will feel that the one they've attacked has been "put in their place". Pseudo-intellectuals are very catty and have a strong desire to socially dominate others.
Pseudo-intellectuals are quick to judge others and are usually very sure of their superiority based on their ability to use knowledge as social ammo. They'll use any means available to prove themselves "correct" and tend to believe that being correct gives them a blank check for any social pursuits, including ones that are undertaken purely for self gratification.
Given their usual motivation to either impress or dominate their peers, the Pseudo-intellectual is completely uninterested in any knowledge that they can't use in this capacity.
The pseudo-intellectual doesn't seek knowledge for the purpose of better understanding the world, but rather to enhance their image. They also prefer to interpret concepts in a way that allows them to use their knowledge as a weapon in social scenarios. They'll use the misinterpretation of facts to appear objective and correct, and thus unaccountable, when "talking shit" on another person.
The pseudo-intellectual will challenge opinions or views as a way of making a personal attack. They then usually assume an imagined victory and will feel that the one they've attacked has been "put in their place". Pseudo-intellectuals are very catty and have a strong desire to socially dominate others.
Pseudo-intellectuals are quick to judge others and are usually very sure of their superiority based on their ability to use knowledge as social ammo. They'll use any means available to prove themselves "correct" and tend to believe that being correct gives them a blank check for any social pursuits, including ones that are undertaken purely for self gratification.
Given their usual motivation to either impress or dominate their peers, the Pseudo-intellectual is completely uninterested in any knowledge that they can't use in this capacity.
"I wish that pseudo-intellectual cunt-punt would shut the hell up! He's only going after that chick's interpretation of the movie because she refused to sleep with him."
by feodora December 23, 2009
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PSEUDOGARBOYLE CHANCEY- Chancey produces three eggs, which may themselves be used as throwing items.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.
The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is
P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.
Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.
Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.
The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is
P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.
Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.
Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
by Joseph Fry June 14, 2007
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The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.
by Yona hex July 10, 2012
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