someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or "enlightened." These people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.
Tyler: Did you see Jeff's status update about life and why we exist?
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
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The name for Danish pastries, adopted by bakers in Iran in late February 2006, as a protest against the propogation of Danish cartoons representing images of the Prophet Mohammed.
by Scott J. March 19, 2006
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Get the prophylactic mug.Prophet is a weird person who genuinely believes he is dead. Everyone from any of the art collab Discord servers would always try to dropkick him and absolutely murder him. Prophet is also best friends with Ice and they love to sit by or even in the fire together.
"Hey wanna dropkick Prophet?"
"Sure :D"
//dropkick @Prophet
"I'm going to dropkick Prophet into the fire."
"Sure :D"
//dropkick @Prophet
"I'm going to dropkick Prophet into the fire."
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Get the Forgotten Prophets mug.A woman with excellent perception. She is a gift from the gods. She seems clairvoyant, as her predictions or assessments of society will always be proven right in the end. People may pass her off as deluded, stupid or insane, but wise people will know she is simply ahead of the curve. Often controversial.
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