Pooling

To take ones pool chairs (the chairs right next to a pool), and put them in the pool during the night, as a prank.

1. Friend 1: Dude we should go pooling tonight!
Friend 2: hell ya!!!
2. Old man: damn kids pooled me again!!!!

by Charlie Tomaso April 19, 2009

Pootling

To browse the internet when not actually looking for something specific.

'What you doing?'
'I'm Just Pootling on the web'

by BubbleSheep August 27, 2008

Weightial Profiling

Weightial Profiling is the act of predetermined beliefs about a person due to their weight

while at a work meeting:

Daniel: Hey Troy, you want the last donut?
Troy: WTF man, is it because I am fat? Thats Weightial profiling and it will not be tolerated in the work place!

Sitting in a plane
OMG that dude is fat I bet he is sitting next to me, fat people always take the aisle seat!

by SexyDan69 April 11, 2011

Social Profiling

Discriminating someone purely based on their economic background.

A form of racism consisting of the (alleged) policy of policemen who stop and search vehicles driven by persons belonging to particular social groups.

The Doorman at the club was social profiling the crowd. After he eyed my outfit, I knew I wasn't geeting in.

by Tina-Louise Eckert January 17, 2008

Profiling

Basically stereotyping for police. It's when an officer think a person is committing some sort of crime simply because they are of a certain race, culture, etc.

And as Ron White would say it, it is wrong.

They pulled me over, but they were stopping everyone on that sidewalk, and that's profiling, and that's wrong.

by TenshitheGuardian October 5, 2010

Pookling

When you poop and puke at the same time and love it.

Sorry Sydney, I can't talk, I'm busy pookling.

by FreshAsHeck September 14, 2016

Sad Proofing

Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.

Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."

Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"

by Seanvilla September 20, 2010