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provoking

To stir up, arouse, or call forth (feelings, desires, or activity): The mishap provoked a hearty laugh. to incite or stimulate (a person, animal, etc.) to action.
Why are you provoking?
by #IKnowEverything September 18, 2018
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Sad Proofing

Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.
Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."

Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"
by Seanvilla September 20, 2010
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proofing

1. A long, often tiring process with repeated actions and many steps until you eventually reach the finish.
2. Whacking off
"Man, I was proofing all during geometry class, and now I can hardly think straight."
by Schlang (inspired by KenCon) November 16, 2006
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prolling

To relieve ones scrotum of itch by way of pinching and rolling.
pinching+rolling=prolling

Nobody ever really 'scratches their balls', it is an outdated and inaccurate phrase. All dudes know that the real technique to relieve that discomfort is to pinch and roll. However, 'pinch and roll' can't be used conveniently in a conversation, so a better term was required. Such was the background for the creation of prolling.

Prolling is to be used primarily (although not limited to) as a verb. It also may be used as a noun (more on that below in the example sentences).

This was long overdue in masculinity. If you ever really went hard and all-out clawed your sack like you would a mosquito bite, you're sick in the head. Be nice to your gonads, give 'em that first class, gentle proll treatment.

THE REVOLUTION IS HERE! PROLL ON MEN!
soon to be in the dictionary
"Hold up bro, I'm prolling."

"I just prolled so hard yo."
"I just had the best proll sesh." (used as a noun)

"What are you doing! Why is your hand in your pants?!"
"Relax, I'm just prolling, I needed to."
by prollgod November 30, 2016
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Prolling

Trolling somebody, instead it's pro. PROLLING.
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Proller: YOUR MUM SLUT, PROLLED.
by PROLLING October 30, 2011
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Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.
Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."
by Hayson May 15, 2011
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Pooling

An effect created when a smaller bra is worn to cause the breasts to overflow, producing a desirable appearance
Deeeeyaaaammmm! That girl is pooling out of her shirt.
by Genny Nubbins November 5, 2006
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